Jezebel is WAY better than this.

Ugh, I'm so TIRED of working on college applications. I have a lot of homework to do, and this is completely frustrating and lame, especially when you're trying to describe what you do in a day, and it bores you to death. My life is severely interesting because I am surrounded with severely interesting people.. I'm trying to convey what I feel about things but all I see is " I I I ".. and that is boring. The more I think about how bored I am the wordier my sentences get. Poetry is stifled. Trapped emotions run amok in poorly conjugated sentences. Elephants of loathing trample my brain. Why oh why did I wait until this late date to work on this essay?? My soul is withering.

It's sad when I look around at things I make, and friends, and acquaintances, and clothing, and music, and I think HOW interesting. I'm watching thousands of ideas every day but I don't feel a part of them anymore. Most of the things I've done that I like I did five months ago, so I'm sitting around viewing my surroundings like an old diary page. I'm not that person anymore. I want to be exciting. But blah blah blah instead I talk about myself in the past participle all night long.